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I’m going to have a vertical sleeve gastrectomy in Tijuana. No joke. The most difficult tasks are done.

1. I made the decision.
2. Picked a surgeon.
3. Told my husband.
4. Told my Mom.

No one freaked out. Are they “supportive”? Oh, kind of. My friends think I am completely unhinged. Maybe they are right. I’m not too sure what makes someone “fat enough” for surgery. But no one thinks I am “fat enough”. Whatever. I guess their jeans don’t pinch their private areas when they sit down like mine do.

All I know is I am going to ROCK weight loss surgery. If I am going to drag my ass to Mexico, cut out 85% of my stomach, I will do EVERYTHING they tell me to do. I am in charge, taking control and I am going to ROCK the whole process. The end goal is to release my inner skinny bitch.